So I was eating a lot of chocolate in the White House. I think it was a chocolate eating party or something and it was during world war 2. We heard bombing in the middle of the party and then gunshots, and I turned to my friend next to me who was like this four-year-old toddler and asked her if the White House was attacked during world war 2 and she said yes and something about Serbia, so then people like rushed in and the whole front of the white house fell off and they made us march while shouting something, but I can't remember what. However, somebody's mother made me sit down and watch the toddlers thinking that no one would attack us (I'm starting to wonder if I was a toddler too, all I remember is wearing a bright pink dress) instead of marching out with everybody. I saw Katherine Lu off in the distance sitting down and loading a gun, but it was like a weird half bayonet half machine gun thing. SUDDENLY a Japanese man (I know I was like whaat the SERBIANS are attacking us, NOT the Japanese!) had a bayonet and tried to shoot me and Yumi and I turned so Yumi wouldn't get shot and tried to throw her to Katherine and I woke up right when he shot me (Yeah, Yumi suddenly appeared in my arms).

yeah so obviously this dream did not have its historical facts straight

why have I been dreaming so much lately!? :(

Anyways.

If I was the queen of the paparazzi I wouldn't take pictures of annoying people like Sarah Palin and that one porn star who was married to that guy named Peter Andrew or something.

I would have my paparazzis hold the cameras and pretend to point at them, and if the people they were shooting did something like hold up their hands, I would have my guys say JUST KIDDING and turn around and shoot a more important celebrity.

If you are Asian, like me, you will be interested in this article:

http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/108990/the-best-birthday-freebies